The Force is Stronk
Apr. 6th, 2022 09:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
palusbuteoI scrolled past a yet-another-SW-Fan-Facebookpage which had a still from Ep II with young Boba holding dad's helmet and someone photoshopped a severed head falling out.
I was about to share it to my profile, then reconsidered thinking I may get a visit by the FBPD for depiction of violence or whatever, then I was about to post this thought onto FBHJR's profile and again second-guessed it so I'm putting in here on DW instead.
"So you know how Jango Fett geta swiped by Windu and there's no head right? So...Um...What if Jango pulled an Obi-Wan and became one with The Force, meaning Jango was secretly a Jedi or a Dark Jedi or something...."
....'Cause of course that whole nonsense-but-now-canon fanservice thing about Mandos being in league with the Jedi once and then had a bromance breakup and Dark Sabres and yadda yadda
(completely ignoring or totally distorting the original backstory of Fett's armor as being that of an obscure special secret squirrel Imperial commando trooper between SW Xmas Special and ESB.....I mean, I guess it makes sense with the current altered backstory that the Mandos got hired by the Republic or Jedi or whatever and given special armor and jetpacks and shit, only to then get dissed majorly and then re-hired by the Empire to be special squirrel assault commando troops...It sort of explains away the armor and Mando hatred for Jedi)
Also sort of explains away the whole undying-loyalty-to-Jedi-until-Order 66-now-loyal-to-Sith-whoopsiedaisy...Oh wait whoops that was due to an implant that accidentally tried to install Win10 or OS Big Sur.....
Since also there's that fan-theory that Jar Jar is secretly with (Dark) Force powers / Influence...
So I mean, what else is new in SW revised canon Land and Fandom, why not go third bardo ammiright?
Sp yeah let's make Jango a closet Jedi/Sith/Force Confused
I was about to share it to my profile, then reconsidered thinking I may get a visit by the FBPD for depiction of violence or whatever, then I was about to post this thought onto FBHJR's profile and again second-guessed it so I'm putting in here on DW instead.
"So you know how Jango Fett geta swiped by Windu and there's no head right? So...Um...What if Jango pulled an Obi-Wan and became one with The Force, meaning Jango was secretly a Jedi or a Dark Jedi or something...."
....'Cause of course that whole nonsense-but-now-canon fanservice thing about Mandos being in league with the Jedi once and then had a bromance breakup and Dark Sabres and yadda yadda
(completely ignoring or totally distorting the original backstory of Fett's armor as being that of an obscure special secret squirrel Imperial commando trooper between SW Xmas Special and ESB.....I mean, I guess it makes sense with the current altered backstory that the Mandos got hired by the Republic or Jedi or whatever and given special armor and jetpacks and shit, only to then get dissed majorly and then re-hired by the Empire to be special squirrel assault commando troops...It sort of explains away the armor and Mando hatred for Jedi)
Also sort of explains away the whole undying-loyalty-to-Jedi-until-Order 66-now-loyal-to-Sith-whoopsiedaisy...Oh wait whoops that was due to an implant that accidentally tried to install Win10 or OS Big Sur.....
Since also there's that fan-theory that Jar Jar is secretly with (Dark) Force powers / Influence...
So I mean, what else is new in SW revised canon Land and Fandom, why not go third bardo ammiright?
Sp yeah let's make Jango a closet Jedi/Sith/Force Confused
